April 22nd 2009

Miss North Carolina USA Kristen Dalton was crowned Miss USA 2009 on Sunday. What gave her the edge was that during the Q&A session she wished for peace between gays and straight people.

Miss California said in several interviews she didn’t win Miss America because of her anti-gay-marriage answer during the Q&A session of the event. She should have known better; gays were the only ones paying attention to what she was saying; straight guys were checking her boobs.

A new pro al-Qaeda magazine for extremists is offering fitness tips to jihadists. They need to be trained, not so much for the actual attack, but you definitely have to be fit to be able to please 72 virgins.

A new pro al-Qaeda magazine for extremists is offering fitness tips to jihadists. They are fit; jihadists always end up with their entire body ripped... apart.

A new pro al-Qaeda magazine for extremists is offering fitness tips to jihadists. Nothing better for a jihadists than a six pack… of dinamite…

This month's Washingtonian magazine, features a four-month old paparazzi photograph of our president in a bathing suit and shirtless. You can’t help to notice that our president is leaning left.

President Barack Obama, Vice President Joe Biden, and former President Bill Clinton planted trees at a national park site along the Anacostia River in northeast Washington. You could immediately spot which tree was Bill’s; the one with all the seeds around the hole.

President Barack Obama, Vice President Joe Biden, and former President Bill Clinton planted trees at a national park site along the Anacostia River in northeast Washington. It was really easy for Biden; he’s got a lot of experience planting what he has on his head.

Wal-Mart announced Tuesday that many non-English speakers will soon be able to read prescription drug instructions in their primary language, which will make it easier for Rush Limbaugh to send his maid to get his Oxycotin.

Former U.S. Presidents Bill Clinton and George W. Bush will appear together in Toronto next month. And knowing how good the adult entertainment is in Toronto, you can be sure that that is not gonna be the only time Bill Clinton sees Bush in Canada.

A federal court judge has denied disgraced former Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich's request that he be allowed to travel to Costa Rica to participate in TV show. Producers of the show didn’t mind; it is not like there’s a scarce of corrupt politicians in the country.

A federal court judge has denied disgraced former Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich's request that he be allowed to travel to Costa Rica to participate in TV show. It’s not like he is going to have any trouble selling his plane seat ticket.

A federal court judge has denied disgraced former Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich's request that he be allowed to travel to Costa Rica to participate in TV show. Producers of the show didn’t mind as long as his hair can travel.

According to AP, U.S. manufacturers, including major drugmakers, have released tons of pharmaceuticals into waterways and the drugs end up in our tap water. And today Paula Abdul, and Rush Limbaugh begged to be waterboarded.

According to a recent survey, one in 25 Americans is a member of the mile-high club. The other 24 Americans are so fat they didn't fit in an airplane bathroom...