April 24th 2009

Friday Leftovers! Please e-mail me if you wanna say, comment on something or just to ask me if I'm alive... pedrobartes@hotmail.com
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Yesterday was “Take Your Child to Work Day.” The unemployment offices looked like an elementary school.

Yesterday was “Take Your Child to Work Day.” Kevin Federlaine took his kids to the living room.

Last night's "Tonight Show" was a repeat after Jay Leno checked himself into a hospital for food poisoning. Coincidentally, Conan was seen with a suspicious container casually whistling and walking out of Jay’s room.

Kevin Federline, has put on a lot weight. Apparently, he stopped sampling music and started sampling all sort of foods.

Sean Hannity told Charles Grodin during his show that he would get waterboarded for charity. So many offers came in, we might be able to pay our international debt.

Sean Hannity told Charles Grodin during his show that he would get waterboarded for charity. Fair is fair; he’s been torturing us for years; it is our turn now…

Ammo shortages are cropping up nationwide, but just because Sarah Palin and Dick Cheney coincided on their hunting schedule.

Representatives of Twitter are in Iraq to introduce them to the technology. Iraqis immediately embraced the technology. I started following Mohamed’s twitter but his last one read: “I’m getting into a car…” and then he stopped twittering… weird huh?

Just last year, Transportation Security Administration officials, confiscated 902 guns at airport security checkpoints. There was a high rate of school kids traveling for summer time vacation.

According to a survey, more than 90 percent of Americans consider the economy an important issue. The other 10 percent that don’t care about the economy are politicians and that’s why they don’t do anything about it.

There's talk circulating that Britney Spears is pregnant again. Apparently, some people noticed she was wearing underwear, which is a sign that she’s afraid the kid would pop up unexpectedly.

The Obama administration has released two photographs of Tiger Woods' Monday visit to the White House. Still, between the two of them, they don’t make an entire black guy.