April 27th 2009

Sean Hannity told Charles Grodin during his show that he would get waterboarded for charity. Rupert Murdock is concerned; he’s afraid Hannity might end up confessing that Fox news is not that Fair and Balance.

Kevin Federline has put on a lot weight. Apparently, he stopped sampling music and started sampling all sorts of foods.

Authorities recommend avoiding interacting with pigs as one of the ways to prevent the swine flu… Just another Democratic conspiracy to make people afraid of Rush Limbaugh.

Hillary Clinton paid a surprise visit to Iraq this weekend. Bill also visited a “rack”, a Hootter’s girls’ rack…

Madonna was voted the Hardest Working Mother in show business. I don’t think Madonna should trust this poll because Britney finished second and Octomom third.

Madonna was voted the Hardest Working Mother in show business. She can’t wait to share the award with her kids next month from 7PM to 7:10 PM when she gets to see them

According to a new survey, only 52 percent of Americans think a television is a necessity… that is just the part of the population that participates in reality shows in VH1.

According to a new survey, only 52 percent of Americans think a television is a necessity. Because you need to put your DVR on top of something, right?

The White House said Saturday that President Barack Obama's health is fine a little more than a week after he traveled to Mexico, where there’s an outbreak of swine flu. Officials confirmed that for security reasons the president won’t shake leaders’ hands anymore… only bow to them.

The trainer of a soccer team in Bolivia says he prescribed Viagra to at least nine players in order to help them play better in high altitudes. I don’t know if they are going to be able to score during the game, but after the game… no doubt!

The White House announced that Obama would be holding his third televised address next Wednesday night. Joe Biden is mad; he wanted to do this TV address… after all he’s got all the plugs.

Asians are concerned about a new policy at the University of California that could reduce the number of Asians at the schools. American students are very concerned as well, because who are they going to copy from during exams?

The U.S. Capitol was locked down Friday after a small plane flew into restricted air space. On a brighter side, with congressmen gone for a couple of hours , the country got to save a lot of money.

A new poll gives the GOP a favorable rating of just 23%. It makes sense; the number of rich people has shrunk considerably.

The high school dropout rate is declining in some big cities. Finally the teachers having sex with their students idea seems to be working.