May 7th 2009

President Obama has hired a trainer for Bo the dog… and another one for Biden.

An Ohio woman who became the first U.S. recipient of a face transplant revealed her identity to the media. Next time someone needs a new face transplant they can use John Edwards as a donor, after all he can donate one of his two faces.

An Ohio woman who became the first U.S. recipient of a face transplant revealed her identity to the media. It is encouraging news, especially for Susan Boyle who is considering a face transplant.

Many experts are predicting that the current outbreak of swine flu will subside during the summer months and reappear in the fall. Right in time for sweeps!

Today is the National Day of Prayer. Or as everybody that lives in the country for the last year calls it: Thursday.

Today is the National Day of Prayer. Of course, if you are in the Obama administration, every time Biden opens his mouth is a day of prayer.

Britstol Palin will serve as Teen Ambassador to a group that advocates teen pregnancy prevention. She is not alone; apparently she’ll be joined by Chris Brown as ambassador for domestic violence and John Edwards as ambassador for faithful marriages.

Economists believe the recession could be over soon. Helped especially by John Edwards shopping purchases for “Mother’s Day.”

Political analysts believe that Obama’s 100 days in the White House must have felt like an eternity for the president. Not so much for difficulties he has to face in the country, but everybody agrees that living with your-mother in law must be very tough.

Brooke Hogan has turned 21. She can’t wait to go out and have a drink with her mom, but unfortunately her mom’s boyfriend can’t join them because he’s not old enough.

A Russian man who underwent penis-enlargement surgery is trying to have the surgery reversed. Apparently he is getting tired of stepping on it.

Scientists unveiled on Tuesday a car powered by waste from chocolate factories. The problem with the engine is that it’ll eventually need a bypass.

Some flu experts believe people should get the swine flu on purpose to avoid a deadly accidental infection. At least that is the excuse I used with my wife when she caught me kissing my Mexican maid.