February 10th 2010

President Barack Obama invited Republican and Democratic leaders to discuss possible compromises in a televised gathering later this month. Apparently, the president got the idea from a Super Bowl ad and wants all of them sitting on a couch with Oprah in the middle.

President Barack Obama invited Republican and Democratic leaders to discuss possible compromises in a televised gathering later this month. Don’t be fooled; he still doesn’t want anybody to see it because he suggested NBC as the only network to carry it.

President Barack Obama invited Republican and Democratic leaders to discuss possible compromises on Health Care in a televised gathering later this month. Ironically, members of both parties already called in sick.

Dear John is the number one movie in America. Women went to see it because it is a romantic movie; guys just thought it was John Edwards’ sex tape.

Unlike other times, fans were not allowed on the field during The Who performance at the Super Bowl. Apparently, they tried it during rehearsal but Pete Townsend kept screaming at them “Get off my lawn!”

According to a new study, beer can be good for your bones. Nature is very savvy; I really need strong bones, because after I drink a lot I usually end up in a fight at the bar.

According to a new study, beer can be good for your bones. Nature is very savvy; I really need strong bones, especially when I’m under some of the chubby chicks I end up with in bed after I drink a lot.

According to a new study, beer can be good for your bones. After yesterday’s Super Bowl, I feel indestructible.

Japanese authorities said they are trying to identify a body found inside one of the landing gear compartments on a Delta Airlines flight that arrived in Tokyo from New York. As soon as they come up with a name, the airline wants to charge the family with the ticket.

A man's frostbitten body was found inside the landing gear compartment of a Delta Air Lines plane after it landed in Tokyo from New York. Apparently, the man refused to pay the $5 bucks the airline charges for the blanket.