February 9th 2010

The big weekend snowstorms left a lot of people in Washington, D.C., without power. That’s why Democrats decided to call the storm: Scott Brown.

Last weekend’s snowstorm left people in New Jersey without energy. Not a big shock for the Nets which have been without energy since the season started.

The Who performed at the half time show of the game yesterday. This Super Bowl was a great opportunity for the band to be seen by millions of fans, and also to check some good nursing homes in Florida.

According to scientists, boredom could kill people. Authorities are now looking to charge NBC with first degree murder.

Jay Leno and David Letterman both appeared on an ad for the Super Bowl. Weird, because I thought CBS had rejected the gay dating site mancrunch.com commercial.

Jay Leno and David Letterman both appeared sitting next to Oprah on an ad for the Super Bowl. And today Oprah was nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize.

According to Entertainment Weekly, Jay Leno was in disguise when he walked in the Ed Sullivan Theater (where Letterman does the "Late Show") to record the Super Bowl spot. In fact, everybody ignored Jay because they thought that was just one of Dave’s mistresses.

Everybody at the stadium and in millions of homes around America were screaming the phrase Who Dat last night, especially when The Who showed up to play.

According to scientists, boredom could be shaving years off your life. Finally some good news about my marriage!

Charlie Sheen's SUV was stolen and crashed off a cliff in Los Angeles. Apparently, the thief that drove it away didn’t think of the danger of stealing a Toyota.

Charlie Sheen's SUV was stolen and crashed off a cliff in Los Angeles. The car didn’t suffer major damages and neither did the two dead hookers Charlie had in the trunk.

Charlie Sheen's SUV was stolen and crashed off a cliff in Los Angeles. The main suspect so far… Tiger Woods.

The last speaker of an ancient tribal language has passed away. Apparently, she died of boredom because she couldn’t talk with anybody.

The last speaker of an ancient tribal language has passed away. Apparently, the waiter didn’t understand her when she told him she was allergic to peanuts.

The last speaker of an ancient tribal language has passed away. That should raise some awareness and make us protect the last person that speaks English in LA.

A research suggests that high altitudes suppress appetite. I disagree; every time I get high, I tend to eat a lot.

A research suggests that high altitudes suppress appetite. The difficult part is trying to get the fatzo to the top of the mountain.

A research suggests that it is easier to lose weight at high altitudes, especially if you go as far as the moon. There, you weight like 6 times less of what you weight on Earth.

Sarah Palin had notes written on her hand for her speech at the Tea Party Convention in Tennessee. Her palm must have been all sweaty because I couldn’t understand a word of what she was saying.

Sarah Palin had notes written on the palm of her hand for her speech at the Tea Party Convention in Tennessee. That proves she is fiscally responsible; she doesn’t want to waste money on teleprompters.

Cameras showed Kim Kardashian and her mom walking on the field at the end of the game. Actually, Chloe was there too but it was hard to distinguish her from the other players.

The Who performed at the half time of the Super Bowl. Unlike other times, fans were not allowed on the field while the band was playing, but just because it would have taken a long time to take so many old people with canes and wheelchairs out of the field.