February 11th 2010

Washington, D.C., is expected to get another 20 inches today. Apparently Scott Brown is back in town…

A 25-year-old man died during a sleep study in Georgia. So why on earth did they let Dr. Conrad Murray conduct the research???

Lil Wayne’s sentencing in a weapons case was postponed so he could have dental surgery before going to jail. Apparently the rapper wanted to have his teeth ready for the constant pillow biting.

Lil Wayne’s sentencing in a weapons case was postponed so he could have dental surgery before going to jail. His future cellmate Bubba suggested he should remove them all to enhance the enjoyment.

Governor David Paterson said that the only way he’ll be leaving office before he finishes his term is in a box. The box of the female assistants he is having affairs with.

The media don’t know yet who’s responsible for a billboard in Minnesota bearing the image of a smiling George W. Bush accompanied by the question "Miss me yet?” They know so far the message was sent to all the comedians that are starving since Obama took office.

A guy with tourette's is suing Starbucks for kicking him out after an "episode". He says he was discriminated because everybody inside the shop was uttering obscenities when they heard the price of the coffee.

Nancy Kerrigan’s brother was found responsible for their father's death. Wow another blow in Nancy’s life!

Tom Cruise will star in "Mission: Impossible 4". This time more Impossible than ever as he tries to kiss his co-star without elevator shoes.