February 12th 2010

Have a nice weekend..

Alec Baldwin was "rushed to the hospital" early this morning after his daughter called 911. Actually he passed out yesterday but the little pig felt like waiting a couple of hours to call for help.

According to scientists, boredom could kill people. Authorities are now looking to charge Jimmy Fallon with first degree murder.

According to scientists, boredom could kill people. It is true; every time Ted Bundy got bored he would go out and murder somebody.

A study has found that the lower a person's IQ is, the higher their chance of a heart attack. So is it considered suicide if you are a tea bagger and you are against health care reform?

According to the Enquirer, John Edwards has proposed to his mistress and is buying a home on Bald Head Island. The story is fake; Edwards would never buy a house on an Island called Bald Head.

According to a new study, addiction to online pornography isn't a "major problem" unless you spend 16 hours a day surfing for it. Shoot! Houston, I have a problem

A new study from the University of Michigan has found that men who are overweight are more likely to survive a car crash. That’s why today I bought my fat son a Toyota.

A man smashed 29 flat-screen televisions during a rampage at a Walmart in Atlanta. Employees are to blame setting them to play the Glen Beck show.