February 16th 2010

Bill Clinton is home after undergoing heart surgery. Wasn’t it too much to fake a heart attack so he wouldn’t have to have sex with Hillary on Saint Valentine?

Bill Clinton underwent an emergency heart procedure after experiencing chest pains for several days. Apparently the palpitations started when he saw the unveiling of the cover of Sports Illustrated.

Bill Clinton is home after undergoing heart surgery. The doctor’s advice: stay away from the fat!

The media is still talking Palin’s palm –notes incident. Apparently it is confirmed it wasn’t her handwriting, because if it was her those words should have been written with crayon.

The elementary school student accused of sexually harassing a classmate when he was 6in 2006, will get $160,000 in a settlement reached with the city. Can you imagine all the tail this kid is going to get now with all that money?

The elementary school student accused of sexually harassing a classmate when he was 6in 2006, will get $160,000 in a settlement reached with the city. The kid celebrated going to the strip bar.

The inventor of the Frisbee, Fred Morrison died last week. It was a very emotional ceremony, especially with all the dogs chasing the casket.

A 73 year old Florida man robbed a bank to pay his mortgage. He must be senile, thinking that banks still have money.

Experts are predicting there will be a small baby boom nine months after the recent snow storms. Mostly legitimate children as politicians in DC were forced to stay home and do it with their wives.

An interior designer is suing Anderson Cooper after she took a fall at an old Manhattan firehouse he's converting into a new home. Rumors are this is not the first time someone falls into Cooper’s hole.

The nation's first double hand transplant recipient has left a Pittsburgh hospital and is doing fine. Question: Now that he has another man’s hands, is it gay for him to play with himself?