February 16th 2010

Robert Pattinson said he was "allergic to vaginas.” It is understandable; he probably washed so many all his life being such a douche.

Youtube turned 5 yesterday. Actually 4, because it spent 1 year buffering.

A new study from Cranfield University in England has found that eating meat is actually better for the environment than being vegetarian. So ladies, if you don’t want to ruin the world, quit the bananas and cucumbers and call me.

A new study from Cranfield University in England has found that eating meat is actually better for the environment than being vegetarian. Who would have thought Rush Limbaugh really cared about climate change so much.

Another suggestive photo of "Jersey Shore's" Snooki hit the Internet. Right in time for Fat Tuesday!

An Ohio man set a record by hugging 7,777 people in one day. He also broke the record for stealing the most wallets in one day.

The oldest death row inmate in the U.S. has died of natural causes at age 94. Well, at least we saved money on his last meal.

A guy was caught drinking a beer while driving with his 2-year-old grandson on his lap. The man told the cops that there was no need to call his wife because he had already texted her while driving.

A guy was caught drinking a beer while driving with his 2-year-old grandson on his lap. He claimed he was sober because he’d been eating in the car while the little kid was holding the steering wheel.

Joe the Plumber said John McCain "screwed up his life." Yours? Everybody’s! Especially when he came up with Sarah Palin as his running mate!

Joe the Plumber said that he doesn’t owe John McCain any Sh… He wishes he owed him crap, because THAT he can get a lot of at work.

Researchers have identified the gene that predisposes men to cheat. The jeans with a big bulge.

Researchers have identified the gene that predisposes men to cheat. Now the dilemma is to know who to name it after with so many people so deserving…

A Swiss free diver has held his breath underwater for 19 minutes and 21 seconds, smashing the world record. Apparently, the previous record holders where all living in New Orleans.

A Swiss free diver has held his breath underwater for 19 minutes and 21 seconds, smashing the world record. He was immediately contacted by Guinness and tons of chicks.

A man is suing Oklahoma because they won't let him get a license plate reading "I’m gay". On the city’s defense, he doesn’t need a license plate to disclose his sexual orientation; the guy is driving a Prius!

A man is suing Oklahoma because they won't let him get a license plate reading "I’m gay. The city is willing to compromise and let him have one that reads: I love Glee!

A woman is suing a hospital for $30,000 for accidentally giving her the wrong baby to breastfeed, especially because the kid was 15-years-old.

The Red Cross collected $255 million for the Haiti relief effort but only sent $80 million to Haiti. I know Wyclef Jean’s appearance was expensive but $ 175 million is a little too much.