February 23rd 2010

A new study suggests that napping for an hour or so can refresh your brain, boosting your ability to learn. It is true, I took a nap at work and I learned I got fired.

Dick Cheney visited the George Washington Hospital after experiencing chest pains. Apparently, the emotion of seeing a black apologizing on Friday was too much for him.


Photoshop turned 20 yesterday. But after some airbrush, it managed to look 17.

The inventor of the easy oven died. His cremation will take like a month because he demanded to be cremated with his own invention.

Kansas is about to pass a law that would make it tougher for couples to get divorced. Apparently in the new law men get to keep their money after the separation.

After the press conference, some people pointed out that Tiger has gained a few pounds. Apparently it is part of sex rehab; they make you fat and unappealing to lower your chances to score again.

This just in: Tiger is planning on another press conference to apologize for boring the heck out of everybody for 13 minutes.

Tiger Woods and his wife played tennis after Tiger’s press conference.They both enjoy tennis, because “love” means nothing for both of them.

Bill Clinton says he's probably going to cry at Chelsea's wedding… because marriage for Bill is so painful.

A Florida couple held their wedding at a Ford Mustang dealership. A lot of people crashed the wedding… they were driving Toyotas.

Scott Brown shocked everybody and with his vote helped Democrats cut off a Republican filibuster of a jobs bill. I don’t understand the surprise; everybody could see he was leaning left in those naked pictures.

Scott Brown shocked everybody and with his vote helped Democrats cut off a Republican filibuster of a jobs bill. I don’t want to spread rumors about bribe, but both Harry Reid and Barbara Boxer where seen holding Brown’s daughter’s new CD.

Bob Dole is recovering at the Walter Reed Army Medical Center after surgery on his knee. Thanks to Viagra he won’t need a cane.

A Great Dane from Arizona holds now the Guinness World Record for the tallest dog in the world. The dog is so tall; his owner has to close his eyes every time he gets humped.

A Great Dane from Arizona holds now the Guinness World Record for the tallest dog in the world. The dog is so big; the owner had to get a bulldozer to pick its poop.

Fantasia Barrino, has beefed up her security after receiving threatening letter. She got several hatred letters before, but this is the first she understood one because it contains the drawing of man stabbing a woman.