March 10th 2010

California State Sen. Roy Ashburn, the gay rights opponent arrested last week for a DUI after leaving a gay nightclub, confirmed that he's gay. Ashburn said things won’t change much in his life except that from now on, the H in his name is silence.

Iraq held elections on Sunday. They are awaiting preliminary results, but rumors are Avatar lost.

Mary Josephine Ray, the oldest living American, died in New Hampshire at 114. She had been born in 1895, the year of the first display of a motion picture where Betty White debuted as an extra.

A British man was fined for walking his dog while he was driving along in his car. The worst part is, it was his seeing-eye dog!

A British man was fined for walking his dog while he was driving along in his car. Isn’t that cruel for the animal, especially because he was driving a Toyota?

An 11 year old boy in Azerbaijan bought nine homes in Dubai for $44 Million. Well… my dumb kid better starts working harder with his silly lemonade stand.

Sarah Palin has compared herself to God when she said God also wrote on his palm. Actually, there's something else similar between God and Palin… God actually didn't rest on the seventh day, he just quit like Palin.

Sarah Palin is catching some slack for admitting during the weekend that when she was a kid she used to go to Canada to use their health care system. Don’t blame her; it wasn't her talking; it’s just that her palm went rogue...

According to a new study, whites are more likely to be diagnosed with insomnia, especially since a black man became the president.

According to a new study more than three in five Americans say their average lovemaking session lasts at least 30 minutes. The other two… don’t lie.

The TV show "Numb3rs" is rumored to be cancelled soon. Apparently, the "Numb3rs" were not good.

Lindsay Lohan wants to write a book about her life. I don’t know much about it, but I can guarantee you it’ll be full of lines.