March 8th 2010

California State Senator Roy Ashburn, a gay marriage opposer, was busted for DUI after leaving a gay club. Sorry; but is his name Roy Ashburn or Assburn?

California State Senator Roy Ashburn, known for opposing every gay rights measure in the State Senate, was busted for driving drunk after leaving a gay club. Police is charging him with DUI and two counts of hypocrisy.

California State Senator Roy Ashburn, known for opposing every gay rights measure in the State Senate, was busted for driving drunk after leaving a gay club. I don’t want to say he is gay, but police was surprised at how experienced and affectionate he was when blowing into the breathalyzer.

California State Senator Roy Ashburn, known for opposing every gay rights measure in the State Senate, was busted for DUI after leaving a gay club. He left jail 8 hours later, with a big smile on his face.

California State Senator Roy Ashburn, known for opposing every gay rights measure in the State Senate was busted for DUI after leaving a gay club. According to the police, he failed the sobriety test because he couldn’t walk “straight.”

The producers of this year's Oscars want the winners to cut down on their number of thank-you's. They are afraid the ceremony is going to be really long, with all the celebrities that died last year the death montage is going to last forever.

Mel Gibson says he became a nicotine addict in the womb. The anti-Semitism, right after he was born when the Jew doctor slapped him a little to make him cry.

Did you see the clip that ABC is running, the clip about a cheetah and a dog that are best friends? I knew Tiger and John Edwards were going to get along.

Everything is ready for the Oscars this Sunday, to even the most little details. For example organizers already hired two seat fillers for Kevin Smith.

President Obama will appear on "America’s most wanted”. Apparently, he is asking Americans to help him find his old approval ratings.

New York Governor David Paterson is being accused of breaking ethics laws by obtaining free Yankee tickets for the 2009 World Series. Apparently, New Yorkers are really mad because they were really good tickets and honestly for Patterson it wouldn’t have mattered.

The fee to apply for a US passport might increase to $135. Still a bargain when you think of all the money you save when you buy prescription drugs in Canada and Mexico.

A pop singer got his family out of Haiti after the earthquake, only to move them to Chile to suffer a second one. For the records, he never visited Detroit, the city just looks like that.