March 26th 2010

Senate Republicans, still mad over the passage of the health care reform, are now refusing to work past 2 p.m. Well, if they continue with this kind of behavior, they won’t need to worry at all about working, especially after November.

Senate Republicans, still mad over the passage of the health care reform, are now refusing to work past 2 p.m. It is not like you are going to notice a big difference, right?

Senate Republicans, still mad over the passage of the health care reform, are now refusing to work past 2 p.m.. Apparently, McCain wants to catch the early bird especial at the Old Country Buffet.

According to a website, the most well-endowed city in America is New Orleans. Wow! That’s impressive, considering their junks shrunk after spending some much time under water.

According to a website, the second most well-endowed city in America is Washington DC. That’s scary, especially because we get screwed by them all the time.

Paula Abdul might be getting a show on NBC. It’s weird; I always thought Celebrity Rehab was on cable.

March Madness was responsible for a ratings spike for NBC. Cable also got huge ratings with March madness… when they showed some of the Tea Party members marching on Washington DC.

Democrats say the health care bill will create 2.5 million jobs, mostly people hired to do security and protect the Democrats that voted for this bill.

Video surfaced of George W. Bush wiping his hand on Bill Clinton's shirt after shaking hands with people in Haiti. Bush is lucky Haitians lost almost everything on the earthquake… including their shoes.

A man named Patrick Molesti was arrested in Georgia for trying to a buy a 5-year-old kid over the internet. I just hope he gets to share his cell with John Buttsurfer and Jack Rapi-Rapi.

A Chinese boy with 31 fingers and toes had surgery yesterday to remove the extra digits. He was immediately contacted by Republicans to see if they could get those extra fingers to give them to the Democrats that passed the Health Care bill.

A Chinese boy with 31 fingers and toes had surgery yesterday to remove the extra digits. He was really happy, not as happy as his friends who are now going to have chances against him at playing Guitar Hero.

The Adult entertainment company Vivid is offering Octomom money to avoid the foreclosure of her home if she agrees to make a pornographic movie. It is bad porn; all the money shots are inside a tube.

The Adult entertainment company Vivid is offering Octomom money to avoid the foreclosure of her home if she agrees to make a pornographic movie. She actually offered to do it for free, as long as they let her take all the samples she wants.

The Adult entertainment company Vivid is offering Octomom money to avoid the foreclosure of her home if she agrees to make a pornographic movie. Apparently, they want 8 people inside of her again.

According to a recent report, more doctors and psychiatrists are using skype to see their patients. Actually, after the Health Care plan passed they will use Chatroulette; patients we’ll be lucky if they get a real doctor.

According to a new study, 48% of women admitted feeling embarrassed about talking about their sex lives. The other 52% had sex with Tiger Woods.

Taylor Swift said she might hug her fans that created a website site called: AhugFromTaylorSwift.com. I wonder if those who created the website called ASmartThoughtFromPresidentBush.com will have the same luck.

The Octomom could be losing her southern California home to foreclosure. Americans would be willing to donate money and help her as long as she forecloses her privates.