March 31st 2010

The Republican National Committee spent $2,000 at a bondage-themed nightclub featuring topless female dancers imitating lesbian sex. Don’t get too excited; the lesbians were Cheney’s daughter and her girlfriend.

The Republican National Committee spent $2,000 at a bondage-themed nightclub featuring topless female dancers imitating lesbian sex. Apparently, they were doing research on gay marriage.

Fox cancelled “24.” Like Kiefer Sutherland needed a reason to drink…

Ricky Martin announced that he's gay. In other shocking news, Amy Winehouse announced she has a drug problem and John Edwards confessed he is a cheater.

Ricky Martin announced that he's gay. Wow! I haven’t been this shocked since Adam Lambert admitted he was gay.

Ricky Martin announced that he's gay. Apparently, the closet was getting too crowded with Anderson Cooper and Ryan Seacrest inside.

Ricky Martin announced that he's gay. Ok, Ryan Seacrest, your turn!

Two schools for the blind in Boston competed against one another in a fencing match. The score? The ref and two in the audience rushed to the hospital.

Heather Mills’ nanny is suing her for unfair dismissal and sex discrimination. Heather couldn’t believe it; she was stumped when she heard the news!

J.D. Shapiro, the original screenwriter for "Battlefield Earth", has written an apology for the film in "The New York Post". And today, most movie critics gave it two thumbs down.

J.D. Shapiro, the original screenwriter for "Battlefield Earth", has written an apology for the film in "The New York Post". And like the movie, nobody saw it because nobody reads the paper anymore.

Sandra Bullock's rep says that the actress has no plans to adopt any of Jesse James's children. Apparently, none of the kids is good at playing football.

People magazine says that tiger is trying to convince Elin to attend the masters in Augusta, Georgia next week. Apparently, Tiger is convinced nobody handles the clubs like Elin does.

According to AOL's PopEater.com, new organizations have already pre-written Lindsay Lohan's obituary. They are using the same obituary they have used several years ago for Lindsay’s acting career.