April 12th 2010

NBC President Jeff Zucker turned 45 Friday. He celebrated his birthday in a very small gathering, inviting all the NBC viewers.

President Obama signed a nuke treaty with Russia. Everybody is downgrading the importance of this treaty because Biden didn’t say it was a big effing deal

Mexican police arrested a former producer of the "Survivor" television series on Thursday on suspicion of murdering his wife. Apparently, he voted her off the Earth.

The new Nike ad in which Earl Woods' voice talks to Tiger while he stands there silently is getting great reviews. And today Jesse James and Charlie Sheen were both seen with tape recorders chasing their parents to record messages for future commercials

Nike released a new ad in which Earl Woods' voice talks to Tiger and asks him some deep questions, like: Why would you have sex with the Perkin’s waitress?

A player of the San Francisco Giants wore a misspelled jersey Wednesday. Most of the Washington National players, would love to wear a misspelled jersey too; one that reads New York Yankees!

U.S. troops are blasting deafening levels of Metallica into areas where insurgents are hiding. It is a great way to get the insurgents out, especially when they leave their hiding places to complain that Metallica is so 90’s.

United Airlines and US Airways may merge. Apparently, they can’t wait to combine their efficiency to lose your bags together.

Prince Charles' wife, Camilla, broke her leg hiking in Scotland. Don’t worry; the vet said she’ll back and running in a month.

Camilla Parker Bowles broke her leg while hiking in Scotland on Wednesday. Don’t worry, Prince Charles is fine, he wasn’t riding her.

Bristol Palin can be seen in a new PSA about abstinence. I can’t wait for the Amy Winehouse one about drug abuse.

After nearly a year of tough negotiations, US President Barack Obama and his Russian counterpart signed a treaty to get rid of nuclear arms. Republicans are willing to support the treaty as long as we dump those bombs in Iran.

The US navy announced on Thursday that smoking on US navy submarines will be banned. We just let women into submarines; what are we going to do now after having sex with them?

The US navy announced on Thursday that smoking on US navy submarines will be banned. Not totally, apparently they will let marines smoke 15 feet away from the submarine.

Jon Gosselin is suing Kate for primary custody of their eight children. But if you ask the kids they would probably admit they’d rather stay with the only ones that feed them and give them water: TV producers.