April 6th 2010

The president of the Boy Scouts council for the Portland, Ore. area has testified that parents of some Scouts were negligent for allowing sleepovers that led to sex abuse. Some fathers agree: Father O' Hara, Father O' Malley, Father…

President Obama celebrated Easter at the White House. This year the egg hunt was tough for the kids because Michelle hid the eggs in a very secret place… the same place where they hide Vice president Biden.

More than 14,500 eggs were boiled for the Easter Egg Hunt at the White House. And today Glenn Beck has an exclusive interview with some of the chickens that laid the eggs to accuse Obama of murder.

The Republican National Committee listed a phone sex hotline number on a fundraising letter. At least donors got to spend their donations on porn before the committee did.

Tiger Woods has his first public practice Saturday. He showed lack of concentration and a poor game overall. You can’t blame him; since rehab, he has not seen a single hole.

MSNBC celebrated Easter this Sunday, a day that remembers that Jesus resurrected to save our souls, to become president and pass the Health Care bill.

The White House confirmed Friday that Obama checked the box that says black in the census. Give us a break with the breaking news; first Ricky Martin is gay, and now this?

The White House confirmed Friday that Obama checked the box that says black in the census. I wonder now if Obama will have any chances to run in 2012.

Obama threw the ceremonial first pitch today for the Washington Nationals. He is like the ambidextrous pitcher the Yankees have, he’s always pitched left, but the drilling offshore idea proves he can also pitch right.

Jennifer Aniston has named her new fragrance "Lola V". So now you know; if you want your dates to fail, just spray some of that on you.

A great grandfather has become Britain's oldest-known new father at the age of 76. He is so lucky; he is going to save a lot of money in diapers because he can share his with the baby.

According to a new study, clever women drink more alcohol. You would too if you were smart and you trying to have a conversation with dumb guys.

According to a new study, clever women drink more alcohol. The study was done by a bunch of guys that wanted women to get drunk so that they could get laid…

A Turkish pop singer set a new land speed record for blind people by driving his Ferrari 182 miles per hour. When he finished he was excited but tired, not as tired as his eye-seeing dog that had to run next to the car.

British tabloids say that Tiger Woods will have up to 90 bodyguards because he is concerned some of his mistresses might show up and do a scene. Why would he hire 90? If he wants to keep the mistresses entertained he just needs to hire Jesse James.

Jon Gosselin had a birthday on Thursday. If you didn’t buy him a present yet, you can’t go wrong with some ExtenZe pills.

During halftime of the Michigan State-Butler basketball game on Saturday, President Obama played H.O.R.S.E against former NBA player Clark Kellogg. Actually, they didn’t play HORSE; when you play with Obama, you play UNICORN!

Cleveland Browns’ defensive tackle Shaun Rogers was arrested after he allegedly took a loaded gun into an Ohio airport. On his defense, he needed to be protected because he was on his way to meet Gilbert Arenas.

Nicole Richie has developed a line of handbags. They are very practical. If you are her size you can use them as sleeping bags too.

Over 1,300 people submitted photos of their backsides for a contest American Apparel held online to find the "Best Bottom in the World." I think last time I saw so many asses together was for the annual picture of congress.