April 15th 2010

Music director Rickey Minor will replace Kevin Eubanks as the band leader of the Tonight Show. Right after it was confirmed that a Minor was going to be with Jay Leno, lots of priests approached the producer to be booked in the show.

Kevin Eubanks' revealed that he is leaving "The Tonight Show". It was weird; you would have expected Kevin to wait a little and make such an important announcement on 4/20.

A new study from the University of Wisconsin has found that using Botox makes it harder to make friends, because people with Botox can’t show emotions. That’s why even Pelosis’s imaginary friends don’t like her.

Hugh Hefner celebrated his 84th birthday in Vegas over the weekend. I don’t want to say Hugh is getting old, but even the candles on the cake needed some Viagra to stay up.

Susan Boyle was seen yelling obscenities at her personal assistant when she was informed that her flight would be delayed. And if you thought she was mad, you should have heard the obscenities that came for the poor airport screener that had to body-scan Susan Boyle.

Eliot Spitzer says he plans to return to politics. His campaign manager is already preparing an ad where you can hear Spitzer’s dad in the background questioning some of his decisions.

A man jumped from the 42nd floor of the Manhattan hotel where the Los Angeles Angels' were staying. So many professional players and nobody could catch him?

A man jumped from the 42nd floor of the Manhattan hotel where the Los Angeles Angels' were staying. Apparently, he was dying to play with the angels!

A contract found in a dumpster at Cal State Stanislaus shows that Sarah Palin demands that the questions for the Q&A are to be collected from the audience way in advance. It is not unreasonable; you know how long it takes Sarah to write the answers on her palm.

A man in Orange County caught a 4-year-old boy who fell 30 feet from an escalator. It wasn’t easy for the guy; he had to fight off several priests that were waiting there to catch the kid as well.

Cops in Japan hid in a closet for 18 hours to catch a thief who stole $9.60. I wonder who’s been robbing Ryan Seacrest’s house for him to keep waiting inside a closet for years.

Cops in Japan hid in a closet for 18 hours to catch a thief who stole $9.60. When they come out they were all holding hands and singing Broadway tunes.

Yankees player Chan Ho Park admitted that his bad performance during the season opener was because he had an upset stomach. Weird, he was the one with diarrhea but the other team got all the runnings.

Yankees player Chan Ho Park admitted he had diarrhea during his season opener game. Now you understand why he had such a crappy performance.

Pamela Anderson seems to be in financial trouble after it was known she has failed to pay almost $500,000 in personal income tax. You see, that’s the problem most Americans have when they abuse plastic.

A Japanese company is selling a device that covers up the sound of your bodily functions in the bathroom by playing a loud noise similar to running water. It has different levels. Like if you are Kirstey Alley you can use the one called “Niagara Falls…”

The Dow industrials closed above 11,000 for the first time in 18 months. But it is because with all the unemployment Monsterjobs.com went up like 1,000 points.

The National Enquirer didn't win a Pulitzer for its reporting on John Edwards ' baby mama drama. The editors say they were not mad about it, but I can’t wait to read the next edition when they reveal the scandalous sexual affairs of Mr. Pulitzer.