April 16th 2010

During an interview with CNN in Mexico, Michelle Obama told a reporter that Malia and Sasha can’t use computers, phones, or television during the week. If you thought that was tough, I heard Obama doesn’t let Biden watch TV either, not even on the weekends!

During an interview with CNN in Mexico, Michelle Obama told a reporter that Malia and Sasha can’t use computers, phones, or television during the week. Wait a minute; I thought Obama wanted to eradicate torture.

Lady Gaga says she’s celibate and not interested in sex. So it is confirmed; she is not a dude!

Churchgoers in Warr Acres, Oklahoma are outraged over a crucifix in a Catholic church that they say shows an image of genitalia on Jesus. I know Jesus was crucified, but I didn’t know he was also well-hung.

Churchgoers in Oklahoma are outraged over a crucifix in a Catholic church that they say shows an image of genitalia on Jesus. It makes sense; you have to have big cojones to get crucified for everybody.

Churchgoers in Oklahoma are outraged over a crucifix in a Catholic church that they say shows an image of genitalia on Jesus. And looking at the image we can also know now why Maria Magdalena would give him huge discounts…

CNN is suing a man for falsely identifying himself as a senior iReporter for CNN. His lawyer is planning to plead insanity, because who on earth would want to be a CNN reporter nowadays?

Larry King has filed for divorce from his 7th wife. Is it me or Larry is losing wives faster than CNN is losing viewers?

Larry King has filed for divorce from his 7th wife. The good thing for Larry is that this one won’t cost him anything on legal fees, because he had already filled the divorce-lawyer-punch card.

Larry King has filed for divorce from his 7th wife. Isn’t it time he hooked up with Elizabeth Taylor already?

CNN host Larry King and wife Shawn Southwick filed for divorce in California today, citing irreconcilable differences. Yeah 200 years difference between each other…

Larry King has filed for divorce from his 7th wife. It’s rumored that she’s had an affair with a little league coach… Not true… he wasn’t that little…

According to tabloids in England, a woman in Manchester that fell from her Wii Fit board is now a sex addict and gets aroused with the minimum vibration. Apparently, you have to have a really FIT Wii Wii in order to get a date with her now…

According to tabloids in England, a woman in Manchester that fell from her Wii Fit board is now a sex addict and gets aroused with the minimum vibration. Honey, I think I know what you are getting for our anniversary… a Wii Fit and some floor wax…

According to a new book, when times get tough, women start wearing high heels… and a lot of make-up, and short skirts and hit the streets to get money to pay the bills…

According to a news report Sarah Palin has made $12 million since July. Todd, has made the beds, made breakfasts and made some trips to the store to get food.

Nadya Suleman will be on “Oprah” next week. Oprah we’ll probably start screaming to her studio audience: “you got a baby, and you got a baby, and you got a baby…” all the Octomom’s kids…