April 22nd 2010

President Obama was heckled by gay people at a Democratic fundraiser in Los Angeles. The president was so mad, he ruined their night by telling them who the winner of Project Runway was.

Arizona senators passed a bill Monday that would require law enforcement officers to question anyone they believe might be in the country illegally. And today president Obama cancelled his trip to Arizona…

Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner says the U.S. economy is growing faster than expected. Yeah, and when it is all grown up, the economy is expected to pack all its belongings and move to China…

Bill Clinton says he does not want to be a Supreme Court justice. But then he blinked at the camera and said, But you Sotomayor, you can still text me…

A drunk Apple employee left the new prototype for an I-phone at a bar. Whoever found it sold it to a website that posted pictures of it for everybody to see. Apparently, the new I-phone doesn’t come with an app for stupidity.

A drunk Apple employee left the new prototype for an I-phone at a bar. Whoever found it sold it to a website that posted pictures of it for everybody to see. A drunk Microsoft employee also left a prototype for their new phone at the same bar, but whoever found it, threw it to the garbage.

A British woman has suddenly started speaking with a Chinese accent after suffering a severe migraine. I’m afraid my wife will start speaking with a Chinese accent soon, because every night before we go to bed she claims she’s got migraines.

Snooki of Jersey Shore said during an interview that she broke up with her boyfriend because he was just using her to get famous. And besides, 7 minutes 30 seconds of fame each is too little.

April is STD awareness month. But if you are dating any member of Jersey Shore, you should be aware every day.

Kelly Clarkson is causing controversy in Indonesia after her picture showed up on a billboard with the logo of a cigarette brand. Apparently, what’s even more controversial is the message... “If you quit smoking, you’ll get this fat!”

The Supreme Court struck down a U.S. law that bans videos depicting animal cruelty. So I guess it is ok for MTV to show again the clip where Snooki gets smacked at the bar, right?

According to a new survey, one in three women wants sex every day... I think I only dated the other two…

According to a new survey, half of all men say that dancing turns them on more than any other activity. No wonder Joe Gosselin broke up with Kate.

Miley Cyrus spent $3.4 million on a new multimillion-dollar home. And today her father, Billy Ray, asked her to borrow some money to change the shower curtain of his house.