April 25th 2010

The Treasury Department unveiled the new $100 bill yesterday and posted a video on their website for the majority of Americans who will never get a chance to hold one.

The Treasury Department unveiled the new $100 bill yesterday. It was kind of embarrassing that during the ceremony Tim Geithner had to ask a Chinese guy to lend him one.

A former Little League coach to the sons of Larry King said he had sex with Larry’s wife in Larry’s own bed. Apparently, they would do it every time Larry got up to go to the bathroom to pee.

"Idol Gives Back" aired last night. Apparently, they gave a lot of back to Alicia Keys.

Kate Gosselin cried when she was eliminated from "Dancing with the Stars”. So did her kids, because without TV producers around, they don’t get food or water anymore.

Surveys show that it takes people around 18 months to recover from a divorce. Unless you're Larry King, because it takes him 18 seconds to marry someone new.

According to "Life & Style" magazine, Kate Gosseling hasn’t had sex in more than a year. And let’s be honest, the years she did it with her husband Jon don’t count either because she probably didn’t feel anything.

Three bisexual men are suing a national gay-athletic organization, because they were not allowed to participate during the Gay Softball World Series because they were not gay enough. Apparently, they were only willing to play pitcher and not catchers.

Three bisexual men are suing a national gay-athletic organization, because they were not allowed to participate during the Gay Softball World Series because they were not gay enough. Isn’t playing softball already gay enough?

A man in Oregon wants to pay for his cremation and urn costs before he dies and his plan is to sell advertising space on two urns that will hold his ashes. It is not unusual for companies to advertise with dead people; they do it with Larry King all the time.

Chief Justice John G. Roberts, Jr asked yesterday what the difference was “between email and a pager?” “Simple,” said the other members, “E-mail is the one we use to buy Viagra and the pager is the one we use to call our cocaine dealer.”

The president of France hand-delivered a letter to Barack Obama from Roman Polanski. The letter asks for leniency and the number of the little girl in the movie Kick Ass.