May 10th 2010

A TSA worker attacked one of his co-workers after one of the new airports scanners showed how small his junk was and he got teased repeatedly about it. He should have thought twice before the attack: at that time only people at work knew about his small penis, now, everybody in the world.

Former NFL star Lawrence Taylor was charged Thursday with raping a 16-year-old runaway. He played all his life as a linebacker, but he’ll learn fast how to play as a wide receiver when he goes to jail.

Former NFL star Lawrence Taylor was charged Thursday with raping a 16-year-old runaway. Everybody was appalled, especially Roman Polanski because the girl was too old.

Former NFL star Lawrence Taylor was charged Thursday with raping a 16-year-old runaway. He was one of the best defensive players of all time. I hope he’s got some game left, because once in jail, he’ll need to protect his tight end again.

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie has announced that he wants to give schools more flexibility in their scheduling by lessening the Physical Education Requirements. The truth is he doesn’t want the kids in shape, because he knows they will run faster out of New Jersey.

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie has announced that he wants to give schools more flexibility in their scheduling by lessening the Physical Education Requirements. It is insane, if the kids in New Jersey are not in shape, who on earth is going to want to watch Jersey Shore.

Supporters of Arizona's immigration law are now boycotting UPS. They definitely hate brown people over there.

A Washington school district will begin using drug-sniffing dogs in high schools. Parents are cool with the idea. They'd rather have dogs humping their kids than teachers.

A new survey shows 92% of Americans think God exists. The number of believers grew fast especially after Kate Gosselin got eliminated from Dancing with the stars.

Bruce Willis has signed on to "Die Hard 5”. I don’t want to say Bruce is old but this time in the movie the character fights against the Death Panels.

According to Forbes there are 70 mothers in the world who are billionaires. So if you were depressed because you didn’t know what to buy to your mother on Mother’s day, imagine the kids of those moms.

A man in Georgia is behind bars after police found marijuana growing in his TV. Apparently he couldn’t wait for the next season of Weed to start

A man in Georgia is behind bars after police found marijuana growing in his TV. Police confirmed even though the TV was old, it was High definition.