May 7th 2010

During an interview with ABC news, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said that Osama Bin Laden is living in Washington, D.C. A 6-feet 2 tall guy, familiar with bombs? He is probably playing for the Wizards.

During an interview with ABC news, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said that Osama Bin Laden is living in Washington, D.C. Yeah, apparently he was living in Detroit, but it got too dangerous there.

During an interview with ABC news, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said that Osama Bin Laden is living in Washington, D.C. Apparently, he just moved; he was waiting for Obama to pass the Health Care bill so he could treat his dialysis for free.

The terrorist suspect Faisal Shahzad, attended college in the US with a 2.78 grade point average. If you think that’s a bad grade, you should have seen the score card he got in the making-bombs-course at terrorist camp.

Officials believe that if the car bomb had exploded it would have killed people but not so many. Chances are, the terrorist could have caused more casualties had he driven a Toyota in Times Square during peak hours.

Former "playboy" model Kendra Wilkinson is trying desperately to stop the release of a sex tape that Vivid entertainment wants to make available to the public. She is really embarrassed; apparently, the video shows her wearing clothes.

Actor Charlie Sheen gave up custody of his kids with Denise Richards. It was really tough for Charlie to have to give up the kids. You know how much he enjoys hiring young nannies to take care of them.

ABC has added an additional half-hour to the series finale of Lost. Apparently, it’ll be a segment in which the cast of the show will apologize for wasting the audience’s time.

Senate Leader Harry Reid said the GOP is "making love to Wall Street." But if they are the ones making love, why is my butt the one that hurts?

Joe the Plumber won his election as a Republican committeeman in Ohio. He’ll do great; he is used to dealing with crap!

Since human hair absorbs oil, a Florida group is asking for hair donations so they can put it in stockings along the coast. They’ll have enough for the entire region if they get to convince Mo'Nique to shave her legs and donate the hair.