May 12th 2010

According to a survey from the AARP, 43% of people over the age of 45 say they're satisfied with their sex lives. And those are the ones that are NOT having sex.

According to a survey in England, one in three people have had a sex-related injury… the one caught by the husband who came back home earlier from work.

South Africa's Drug Central Authority estimates 40,000 prostitutes will visit the country for the Soccer World cup. Who says there’s no scoring in soccer?

Dwayne Johnson will star in the fifth “Fast and the Furious” Movie Apparently, this time the “Fast and the Furious” are the Toyota owners.

President Obama has named Elena Kagan as his choice for the Supreme Court. For regular Americans to understand, it is like replacing a judge in American Idol with Ellen.

The escort from rentaboy.com that travelled to Europe with Rev. George Rekers told the media that he gave nude massages to Rekers. I don’t get it; he was the one carrying the bags; shouldn’t he be the one getting the massages?

A Continental flight dumped jet fuel over New Jersey Sunday. And apparently it fell all over the hair of the cast of Jersey Shore!

Ken Griffey Jr. allegedly fell asleep in the clubhouse during a recent Seattle Mariners game. That’s Mariners are not hitting a single ball lately, they don’t want to wake him up..

Ken Griffey Jr. allegedly fell asleep in the clubhouse during a recent Seattle Mariners game. In his defense, they were playing the Orioles!

Ken Griffey Jr. allegedly fell asleep in the clubhouse during a recent Seattle Mariners game. You can’t blame him, you need to sleep when you have games that last more than 6 hours.

Ken Griffey Jr. allegedly fell asleep in the clubhouse during a recent Seattle Mariners game. And that for those who say soccer is boring.

A photographer spotted a huge shark in a pickup truck in Florida. Apparently, the shark was chasing an ambulance.

Katy Perry tops the "Maxim" hottest 100 women. Her boyfriend Russel Brand must be so mad because he didn’t even make the top 10.