May 17th 2010

Former NFL star, Lawrence Taylor, claims he only pleasured himself in front of the 16-year-old prostitute. He is definitely not going to have any problem finding expert witnesses when the case goes to court.

Former NFL star, Lawrence Taylor, claims he only pleasured himself in front of the 16-year-old prostitute. What a jerk!

A woman told President Obama he had a "smokin' little body" during a campaign stop in Buffalo. It was Kagan trying to show Republicans she is not a lesbian.

Sarah Palin is releasing another book in November. This one actually acts as a translator so you get to understand the first one.

The Pentagon will start awarding a medal for "courageous restraint." The first one will be awarded to Hoda Kotb for not killing Kathie Lee.

Kathie lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb did the "Today" show with no makeup on yesterday. A little early for the Halloween special, don’t you think?

A study says that caffeine reduces on-the-job mistakes. I just sent a bag of coffee to BP

A study says that caffeine reduces on-the-job mistakes. Shouldn’t we open a Starbucks in congress?

George Rekers, the anti-gay rights activist who recently toured Europe with a male escort says he is going to hire an attorney and fight the false media reports. Apparently he chose the attorney from rentaboy.com

George Rekers, the anti-gay rights activist who recently toured Europe with a male escort says he is going to hire an attorney and fight the false media reports. He is thinking on using the “Twinkie defense”

George Rekers, the anti-gay rights activist who recently toured Europe with a male escort still says that the men he hired from rentaboy.com was just someone that handled his bags. Apparently he wanted a well endowed one because he knew the bag handler will probably had to go through a body scanner at the airport.

Arizona State’s school chief said yesterday that public schools shouldn’t encourage students to resent a particular race. Apparently he doesn’t want schools to do the job of the government.

A man in Arizona tried to commit suicide by loading his car with explosives and driving it off a cliff but the car didn’t explode and he was arrested. Apparently he had taken bomb lessons with the Times Square bomber.